We know, we love you, and we still need you to RSVP. “You know I’ll be there” is unfortunately not a number our caterers can work with. Please reply by 1 July 2028.

Sandwiches are reserved for those who forgot to RSVP. At least one of us remembered something 😉 But seriously: no RSVP by 1 July 2028 means you’ll be marked as not attending, and we won’t have a place or meal reserved for you.

Of course — if your invitation offers an optional plus one. Add them to your RSVP and cover the £75 meal and drinks contribution. Uninvited plus ones will be placed in an arena to compete for the last available seat. Weapons will be provided. Welcome to the Wedding Hunger Games. May the odds be ever in your favour. 😉 (The arena is a joke. The guest list isn’t.)

Little legends are welcome where they’re included on your invitation. Your RSVP shows how many child places are reserved for your household. Please don’t bring surprise tiny humans — even the adorable ones.

Only if your name is Kiera and you’re the one getting married. For everyone else: formal dress, please, and no white. Luckily, there are quite a few other colours to choose from.

We really are! Monday 11 December 2028. Put it in your calendar, book the day off if you need to, and perhaps keep Tuesday free for recovery. We make no promises about your dancing feet.

No dramatic entrances unless you’re one of us, thanks. Arrivals from 12:00pm, ceremony at 1:30pm. Please be seated in plenty of time. Kiera has a grand entrance planned; yours is not on the running order.

We’re going unplugged while we say “I do”, so phones and cameras away during the ceremony, please. We’ve got a photographer for that bit. Afterward, enjoy taking your own memories!

Absolutely not. Come for the company, have a chat and enjoy the night your way. But if you suddenly turn into Beyoncé after a song comes on, we promise to cheer you on.

Yes! Each invited guest gets one song request through their RSVP. Choose wisely. We’re not saying we’ll judge your music taste... but Chris definitely has opinions. If you update your RSVP, your new song replaces the old one.

We can neither confirm nor deny. Bring tissues if you’re a crier yourself. If both of us start, just pretend you’ve got something in your eye too.

So we can plan a good mix for everyone — not because we’re assigning you one drink for the entire wedding. Your RSVP preference isn’t a permanent commitment. Unlike the marriage, hopefully.

No — Pendrell Hall has a cashless bar. Bring a card or contactless payment option. Your pocket full of loose change can stay at home.

We’ve got everything we need (including the toaster). Your presence is enough. If you’d like to give us something, we’d really appreciate a contribution towards our honeymoon instead. Adventures beat appliances.

Pendrell Hall, Codsall Wood, Staffordshire, WV8 1QP. Pop that postcode into your sat nav. If you end up at someone else’s wedding, please don’t stay for their buffet.

Nope! The ceremony, drinks, photographs, wedding breakfast and evening celebration are all at Pendrell Hall. The only journey we expect is from your seat to the dance floor — entirely optional, of course.

There’s limited onsite accommodation, and immediate family will be offered rooms first. We’ll contact other guests if rooms become available. Alternatively, take a look at Premier Inn Wolverhampton North or Holiday Inn Wolverhampton – Racecourse.

Both! It was built in 1870, remodelled and extended in 1909–10, and is a Grade II listed Victorian country house. It even spent years as a residential adult education college. And now it gets to put up with all of us.